Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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