know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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