someone get that fucking seahorse.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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