I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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