I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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