I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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