I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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