that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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