Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I need to sanitize my soul.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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