Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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