yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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