Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I smell like Dick and happiness
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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