I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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