i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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