he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
