Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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