Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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