She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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