Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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