i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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