And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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