We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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