so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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