So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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