it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
