Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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