he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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