Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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