we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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