question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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