Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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