fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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