My nipple is on Facebook.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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