All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Boobs are out for the taking
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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