Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We have started to decorate penises.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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