So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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