Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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