he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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