Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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