i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
We need to rekindle our bromance
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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