best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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