I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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