If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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