Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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