You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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