We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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