Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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