...so i touched it.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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