? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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