Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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