Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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