i think i have two assholes
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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